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"OuT of ConTrOL"
Elanor makes a scene at the mall in the early afternoon by sitting on a table that is clearly out of bounds, and clearly, only "out of control" people can sit there. Elanor's grandkids stripped her of her cane and put her up there, and she can't get down on her own. Elanor loves attention more than her grandchildren.

"Man Refuses to Be Late to Breakfast With Wife"
James Theodore rips through the 101 on his scooter early in the morning because he is on his way to meet his wife, Helen, for breakfast. Mr. Theodore's car broke down on the highway, and since no one had jumper cables, he abandoned it and whipped out his speedy scooter. This man will. do anything for his wife.

"The Mysterious John Bowen"
John Bowen tears through Drift Road on his scooter, bare naked, during a high-speed chase with the FBI. Bowen forgot to clear his search history and didn't browse with incognito mode on, and after some inappropriate interactions with strangers, the FBI was at his door in seconds. Bowen had no time to put his clothes back on.

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